Lost Side of Suburbia Character List for the First 4 Stories

LSOS created by Kory Merritt


Compiled by Curtis Hoffmann. Contact me for corrections or additions.


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TOCThe Heckbender
Vix Reynard and the League of Astonishing Vermin
No Story, No Room
Derring-Do Dan, the Adventure Man



The Heckbender
2010/02/23: First mention of Halfrock Swamp.
2010/02/24: List of swamp creatures - Bogglemyres, Terrakingpins, Wurveliggs, Chabblescrun, Niperlunge, Fear'im Gnott.
2010/02/25: Snorklehogs, Gigundapods, Mothmorks and Klytovite Jyrovites.
2010/02/26: Heckbender poem.
2010/02/27: First appearance of Halfrock Swamp.
2010/03/10: Pile of books including Golden Compass and Charlotte's Web.
2010/03/13: First good appearance of the Heckbender.
2010/03/21: Second view of book pile: Flawed Dogs, James and the Giant Peach.
2010/03/22: Abby starts reading The Hobbit.
2010/04/09: Third look at the book pile: Animal Farm, It.
2010/04/13: Heckbender shows where the key to Abby's shackle is located.
2010/04/14: Abby starts reading James and the Giant Peach.
2010/04/18: Fourth look at the book pile (Inside My Feet); Abby starts reading To Kill a Mockingbird.
2010/04/28: Abby starts reading The Giver.
2010/05/05: Jailbreak.
2010/05/13: Appearance of the half-boulder that gave the swamp its name.
2010/05/17: Posse.
2010/05/20: Mention of Lord of the Flies.
2010/05/25: Prototype for Derring-Do Dan.
2010/05/28: Mention of Beauty and the Beast.
2010/06/04: Last appearance of the Heckbender.
2010/06/06: Epilog.


Vix Reynard and the League of Astonishing Vermin
2010/06/10: The cards displayed by Anansi are for "Heckbender", "Trullus", "Flimm" and "Kory".
2010/06/11: Vix Reynard.
2010/06/15: Toad Hall.
2010/06/16: Sword of Martin the Warrior, skeleton of Mobius Dickus.
2010/06/17: N (Nicodemus); Peter, alias Agent Cottontail
2010/06/18: Agent Little; Agent Anansi.
2010/06/19: Anansi's cards: Trullus, Mickey Mouse, Kermit the Frog, Bill the Cat.
2010/06/20: Kotick the White Seal; Rikki-Tikki-Tavi; Agent Toad.
2010/06/22: Charlotte.
2010/06/23: Declaration that the enemy is NIMH.
2010/06/24: NIMH's research combined with that of Dr. Moreau.
2010/06/29: The Owl and the Pussycat break up.
2010/06/30: The Natterlus.
2010/07/06: Itsy Bitsy Spider song.
2010/07/07: Mr. J.
2010/07/09: Baskerville II.
2010/07/10: Bruce
2010/07/16: Supreme Leader
2010/07/17: Animal Farm - Manor Farm.
2010/07/19: "Hamelin is small swill".
2010/07/22: Terminated - Old Yeller and Bambi's mother. / Bunnicula and Dorothy's dog Toto.
2010/07/24: Slyderfell's ice cream - Swill Sorbet / note - Napoleon, remember me when you rule the world.
2010/08/14: Full cast list.


No Story, No Room
2010/08/17: First appearance of Jonathan York, who attended Brockleport Community College, works at Brockleport General Store.
2010/08/20: First appearances of hooded girl, lanky man and "odd" man.
2010/08/23: First appearance of Cankerbury Inn, which is in Halfrock Swamp.
2010/08/25: First mention of the West Bleekport Gang.
2010/08/26: Mortimer Cankerbury and his wife.
2010/08/27: Clock: Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad. Photos in the house include the "League of Vermin", Darkside of the Horse, and It.
2010/08/28: List of swamp creatures - Squeeveleegs, Gluggerslogs, Snikirits, Lackadiles, Grooblurks, Glibboshlurgs, Lacerating Manti and the All-Absorbing Shlutherglurk.
2010/09/01: Start of Virginia's story about Slynderfell's Ice Cream Factory.
2010/09/05: First appearance of Slynderfell Factory.
2010/09/06: "Wonka like cuttlefish snot and Keebler worse than dirt".
2010/09/08: Dunderbeck Inc. collagen extractor (plus dogs, cats and rats).
2010/09/09: Interrogation of Oompa Loompa and Keebler elf.
2010/09/11: First appearance of Kreelit / Display of many ice cream flavors.
2010/09/16: Lanky Man's story.
2010/09/17: He proposes at the Sineligo Sea.
2010/09/19: List of sea monsters: grottopus and chiselhead shark.
2010/09/20: List continues: Glulpers, Glunklers, Loathsome Anglers, Trigglodytes and Glowthing Danglers.
2010/09/25: "Odd" man is wearing a "Bill the Cat for Prez '84" shirt.
2010/09/26: "Odd" man's story.
2010/09/28: First appearance of a proto-Kleguelo.
2010/09/29: Aliens have Andy Kaufman, Elvis and Amelia Earhart in jars.
2010/09/30: Abomination Bluff - No Flash Photography.
2010/10/11: First appearance of C. Percival Trullus.
2010/10/12: Trullus has "Pissing Calvin" picture in his jacket.
2010/10/14: Old Whisple Tree, in front of Bleekport Gang's house.
2010/10/18: Introduction of Phintesmo Blyme and the West Bleekport Gang.
2010/10/20: Key to treasure chest is in the belly of a bogglemyre.
2010/10/22: Gar-faced thief is Shmeevil. Eel-necked thief is Sleurth.
2010/10/23: Bogglemyre.
2010/10/29: Eight-legged thief is Skabcraw.
2010/10/30: The Bleekport Gang and York travel to the Gummelhaven Marsh.
2010/11/03: Fear'im Gnott.
2010/11/04: York's greatest desire is to punch his manager, Mr. Jonesmith, in the face, looking like Sean Connery, and Jonesmith like something drawn by Dr. Seuss on an off day.
2010/11/06: Terraqueenpin
2010/11/12: Mr. York is the type of character Robert Louis Stevenson would write about.
2010/11/13: Helmet-headed thief is Grulmet.
2010/11/15: The Keep of Sym-Iy-Kro.
2010/11/19: Appearance of Sym-Iy-Kro, necromancer.
2010/11/29: York runs exactly the same way Abby and her brother ran from the Heckbender.
2010/12/02: The photos in Cankerbury's foyer have all changed.
2010/12/06: Unknown Slyderfell ice cream carton outside Virginia's room.
2010/12/07: Between Cankerbury Inn and Brockleport is Springshire.
2010/12/08: Montage scene, with lanky man's ring, York's shoe, and Virgina's "Insanity Later" ice cream carton.
2010/12/09: Kreelit and others dumping expired ice cream into the swamp to the Bogglemyre.
2010/12/10: Toad giving lanky man's ring to the Terraqueenpin.
2010/12/11: Kleguelo puts "Odd" man's eyebrows into Sym-Iy-Kro's goblet of zombie juice.
2010/12/12: Trullus offering treasure to Mr. Jonesmith, Manager-BGS. On corkboard, "missing" notices for Abigale Wahl and Redford Wahl. Also, a notice for Tinted Image at the Waterstreet Music Hall.


Derring-Do Dan, the Adventure Man
2011/01/18: Trekkledoon Wastes are bad lands.
2011/01/19: Skreepit Gulch / Wanted posters for Trullus and Waycyber. Saloon - Grey Nugget. Inside - painting of It.
2011/01/25: Appearance of the Trekkledoon Gilogorgo.
2011/01/26: First appearance of Rosie Thornsuckle. Cameos by Margo Birdsfoot and Dobbs.
2011/01/28: First appearance of Caleb Pitt.
2011/02/01: Dan threatens to feed Harold Phelps' and Bill Hurlbat's tongues to the Niperlunge.
2011/02/04: Dan tries to pay his tab by telling the story of the Lost Gold of Monkeygoose Island.
2011/02/07: Dan offers to slay a terrakingpin for Rosie, but settles for hunting rats.
2011/02/11: Dan claims to have faced Niperlunge and Bogglemyres.
2011/02/14: "Stephan Pastis wuz here" on back of grandfather clock.
2011/02/15: Dan is above fraternization with voles, marmots, Squeeveleegs and fraggles. / Start of weasel story.
2011/02/18: Weasel hunters going southeast, to the estuaries of the Sineligo Sea.
2011/02/23: Weasel hunters turn out to be the West Bleekport Gang.
2011/03/03: Appearance of the sea-dwelling Klytoderm.
2011/03/16: Dan receives the secret weasel word.
2011/03/18: Dan had a boat on the Eastern Ocean, the Sand Flea, bought from Cap'n Eddie. He'd ride it around Amorray Sound. / Start of mermaid story.
2011/03/24: Dan has a Tie Fighter in a bottle on his fireplace.
2011/03/21: First appearance of Selkies (one that becomes Dan's wife).
2011/03/25: Dan marries the Selkie.
2011/03/29: Dan's list of sea creatures: Chiselheads, Orkfins, Glulpers, Trigglodytes, Isoporgs and Monster Cephalopods.
2011/03/30: First appearance of Orca, Mr. Grampus. / Building name - Liftbridge.
2011/03/31: Pictures in inn - Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad, and Wallace and Gromit.
2011/04/13: Flash mob - Barney Fife, Archie and Edith Bunker, the couple from American Gothic, Larry David, and Cap'n Eddie and Polly.
2011/04/14: Notice board in jail: Bounty - Mr. Madden; Bounty - Sideshow Bob; Bounty - Rafer Frost; Amorray's most wanted: Rafer Frost, Charlie Sheen, Jim (others unreadable). "For a gud time call C. P. Trullus 867-5309 (number for "Jenny")". Previous jail occupant was Frankie Porger.
2011/04/21: Start of the Big Tom story. / Mention of the Muttergor Mountains and Tyranno Tundra to the north.
2011/04/22: Mention of Deep Gullet Gorge. / Appearance of a Zealoraptor.
2011/04/27: First appearance of Big Tom Thunderclump's wife.
2011/04/28: First appearance of Big Tom Thunderclump.
2011/05/12: Appearance of "Derring-Do Don", Dan's "cousin".
2011/05/27: Recipe for boiled wife.
2011/06/01: Start of the King's Unhappy Daughter story, set in the kingdom of Wonderdum.
2011/06/02: Appearance by C. Percival Trullus, wearing "Bill-Opus '84" hat.
2011/06/03: Heads on spikes: Gilligan, Bill Keane, Krusty the Clown, the Three Stooges, the Joker (or Jim Carey) and Fozzie Bear.
2011/06/06: First appearance of the King, Queen and Princess of Wonderdum. Secret weasel word: Oggaboogaladdlesnazz.
2011/06/07: The Whimsical Weasel Circus.
2011/06/15: Dan is reunited with his selkie wife.
2011/06/17: The Princess is nabbed by Kommander Kroakula; King claims his army was destroyed in the Great Holy Crusade for Humanity.
2011/06/22: Dan is rescued from Gob-hoblins by the Zealoraptors.
2011/06/23: First appearance by Kroakula. / Slynderfell's Out of Puns(?), and Fudge Wapner ice creams.
2011/06/24: Dan has a Masonic tattoo on his right arm.
2011/06/28: The King and Queen flat-out refuse to let Dan marry their daughter.
2011/07/04: The peasants are revolting. / "I'm Spartacus!"
2011/07/06: Dastardly Diana elopes with Kommander Kroakula / The King and Queen end up in Skreepit Gulch (town from beginning of story).
2011/07/12: The rat says that her name is too hard to pronounce, and to just call her "Scheri".
2011/07/15: Suggestive clouds.
2011/07/19: Cheers barflies Cliff and Norm in the background.
2011/07/23: Caleb Pitt probably eaten by the Trekkledoon Gilogorgo.