Lost Side of Suburbia Slynderfell-isms
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Oggalulu--isms
2013/08/13 Slimy little snailblister. Bug-mugged, word-murdering, floggy-eyed, salamander-larval-rejection, malformed-insect-nymph who can't rhyme to save his feelers. You slippery, pun-spewing cockroach.How DARE you cast ME aside like a brittle old exoskeleton on OUR BLOODY ANNIVERSARY NIGHT!!!
Slynderfell-isms
2010/09/06 Introduct. "Do not be skitterish, don't go squid". Mystastical.
2010/09/13 Accustlimated.
2013/02/04 "I'm not paying you to make idle yick yack".
2013/02/05 "What are you loidling about for?
2013/02/06 Prepostulous!
2013/02/07 Preocupado. "You idcomblock! You diddering load of Wobbegong puke!"
2013/02/14 Abrageous! "Whiny little snivelies".
2013/04/04 Imposseivable!
2013/05/31 "Next to your scrag-taggly mug it is". Sluggadallies.
2013/06/24 Skiddlydinks. "I want this place besnazzled". "You soggy-noggined spawn of an olm!"
2013/06/25 "lost-in-spacious".
2013/06/28 "No skirting around the hot fudge".
2013/07/08 "We have no tolerance for turn-tellies".
2013/07/16 "Isn't it nice? A subterrarean paradise! All sugar and sprinkles and spores and spice!"
2013/07/17 "Even the shlummiest criminal deserves a second chance. And of course there's the tax breaks."
2013/08/06 Smidgering, pandemelee, snazzydory. Imposseivable!
2013/08/12 Sneacherous worm, side-snicking remora.
2013/08/13 Beflabbermiffed.
2014/01/24 Abrageous! The non-logic of it all is mind-clombobbulating! You ditto-wrangling pen-tip polisher!
Allow me to introduct myself.
Do not be skitterish, don't go squid.
No need for turning yellow.
My name is Leeshkin Slynderfell,
and welcome to my keep.
It's here where we produce the cream
that sets your hearts a-leap!
Yes, in this factory you will find
that mystical dessert
that makes Wonka seem like cuttlefish snot
and Keebler worse than dirt.
Kalookaluk! Praise the nebula! Such supoidness you will sample!
It'll blast your tastebuds to the next dimension! And make your tum-tum ample!
Of course, my l'il periwink, I'll show you what's in store.
You'll soon see how we make the cream... ... It's all behind this door.
And now you know how ice cream's made!
Though it may be unnerving,
I've just the thing to soothe your wits:
Another heaping serving!
Oh, I think you will, in fact,
You're accustlimated to the taste,
and your stamina's worn thin.
You human folk are all alike,
And, if I may be mean,
You'd rather send the world to heck
Than alter your routine.
There's evil in your daily lives,
But to right it would be sour.
You might have to ride a bus to work,
or take a shorter shower!
You hate to inconveen yourselves.
You hate to sacrifice.
You know you'll never mend your ways,
So go on and take the ice!