Dragon Half
Character Guide Volume 4
Characters listed in order of appearance.
(PC == Prime Characteristics.)
Pseudo-Mink
After finding the secret to removing the Minik Cross Sword from the
stone, Mink, Rufa, Mappy, and Pia continue on their journey, with Mink
carrying the sword. Deidre has charged Bufu, Jiisanz, and Merami with
killing Mink. As this is happening, Rufa pulls out a Mink costume and
puts it on. Now looking like Mink, Rufa runs around terrorizing people
and putting the blame elsewhere. Until, two bounty-hunting mummies come
across the pseudo-Mink, and beat the hell out of her. The real Mink
saves Rufa, who remorsefully throws the costume off a cliff. Where it
is found, and worn, by a fat gorilla.
Magical Yone
As Merami (acting as group leader) loses a full day because Jiisanz
can't decide what to wear for killing a dragon-half, Mink and party run
across an old hag that tells them their fortunes. That evening, she
reappears as they sleep. Whipping off her cloak, we now see an old hag
wearing a young girl's school uniform, and holding a candy wand with a
heart on the end of it (Looks suspiciously like a dildo.) Magical Yone
is obviously a parody of all those little girl fantasy stories, like
Minky Momo, and Sailor Moon. Yone can enter people's dreams and turn
them into nightmares. Rufa's dream, that of her being dressed as a
sex-queen and surrounded by eager young studs, is easily corrupted as
Yone turns all the studs into fat sumo wrestlers. However, Yone runs
into trouble when she tries to poison Mink's dream of quietly feeding
rabbits. Yone appears as Saucer, and attempts to assault Mink, but runs
out of dream sand at the wrong time. Mink, trying to help the
dream-Saucer, instead can not control her strength and just ends up
beating the crap out of Yone. Yone escapes, but quickly passes out.
Mink and Rufa wake up, tired from a poor sleep, but pretend to be
completely alert, rather than explain what the problem is. Yone does not
appear again.
By page 53, Jiisanz has finally awoken (Merami kicked her in the head to
get her up, and Jiisanz cried so hard that she flooded the valley that
the castle resides in. The bad three meet the good three, and Jiisanz
is shown to be a very dirty fighter (think of a Valley Girl with a
chainsaw.) Jiisanz angers Mink, and slides Bufu in the way, hoping that
the force of Mink's punch would cause Bufu to create such a strong
rebound that Mink would be bounced into the next country. Instead, Bufu
falls over, dead to the world. Disappointed that her plan failed,
Jiisanz cries a river that floods the valley. She runs back into the
cave that Merami is standing in, and is followed by Mink.
Kubis Salamander
Merami creates this little salamander, and then starts a strip tease.
Turns out this Kubis is a "sukebe" salamander, and turns into a monster
rapist when aroused. But, Jiisanz wants to join in, and when she can't,
cries a river that saves Mink, but dumps her, Jiisanz, and Merami into
Deidre's throne room. The salamander is not seen again.
We finally get to see Deidre completely for the first time at page 68.
She looks like Vena will in 10 years, but in a Vamperella dress, and
with dragon-bone shoulder pads. She is a VERY powerful necromancer and
general magic-user that is responsible for the destruction of the
surrounding countryside, and the presence of all those zombies.
But, she easily succumbs to Mink's strength, and the Minik Cross Sword.
Jiisanz hits Mink on the back of the head, and Deidre uses a nearby rock
formation to create tendrils that nearly choke Mink to death. As she
fades, Mink recalls her dance with Saucer (as Lora,) and recovers enough
to break the rock and beat the hell out of Deidre.
Deidre now reveals the secret of the two items Mink received from the
Dancing King -- combined, they turn into the Vido Potion. Deidre also
describes her life as Azatodeth's lover so many years ago; all of the
playful romping, death, and all-around suffering they'd so youthfully
inflicted on the innocent and helpless. Then we find out that the
potion is not the one Mink wants.
Deidre creates a feast for both sides, and they cheerfully chow
down as Mig finally makes his appearance (he'd broken through 642 of the
wrong walls -- into other people's rooms -- before finally getting it
right.) But nobody notices. So, he busts up the party, and Deidre
attacks him in return. Mig easily wins, and casts a pain spell on
Deidre, Rufa, and Mink. But is horrified to find out that Rufa is
begging for more. Mig ultimately collapses the mountain they are under.
Mink saves everyone, but Rufa isn't helping her.
That's when Mana and Rouce appear; Mana in dragon form. Rouce tries
to seduce Deidre, and Mana beats him up. Rufa's father, and Pia's
parents arrive, and nobody notices Mig defeat Mana. At the last moment,
Mink trips while trying to bodyslam Mig, and rips his pants off. That's
when we finally get to see Kuma-san. Mig runs off in tears, and beats
up on Dug.
The parents want their children to stop their solo effort of trying to
destroy the most powerful evil creature ever (except for Rouce, who only
cares about getting laid with Deidre.) Shimon Delamonte arrives to kill
Deidre with the Cross Sword, but falls in love with her immediately, and
she with him. The two lovers return to Shimon's castle, and the dying
valley suddenly springs back to life (shows how strong Deidre is, and
what the power of true love can do.)
By page 117, the parents and their children are reunited, and Rouce
is burying his face in Mink's butt. This is when Perfect Princess Vena
makes her big appearance, accompanied by Siva and Rozario. An android
playboy bunny takes Rouce and Mana out of the action. A giant tree takes
Link to up to where he succumbs to a fear of heights, and Vena decides
to attack Mink directly using her new super armor (the armor makes her 4
times faster, 24 times stronger, and 18 times more magically powerful.)
As she attacks, Mig and Rogue are watching the battle on a monitor in
their cave. Mig tells Rogue that Mink is a Kaiser Dragon Half. Rogue
replies that although a normal dragon half is 8 times stronger than
a normal person, Mink is 300 times stronger, and growing fast. Rosario
uses his R (for Rosario) radar to see through matter to find Mink, but
suffers a hentai attack at seeing Mink nude. Siva has a tonic on his
head that reflects the sun's light, amplified lots of times, but then
realizes that the sun is hidden by clouds.
Vena reveals her secret weapon -- she trapped Dick Saucer in her
armor, and anything that happens to her, happens to him instead. Mink
tries kicking Vena in the crotch, which only causes Saucer to scream
that he hates Mink. Mink curls up in a ball out of remorse, and Vena
tries to shoot her with a plasma beam. Which is reflected by Siva's
reflective head, and destroys the Saucer armor. Furiously, Mink beats
Vena up, and she is next seen reverted back to a slime, beating up on
her father.
Page 135: Vena turns herself back to a human, and summons a powerful
demon to destroy Mink -- and gets Mig as he is bedding down with his
Kuma teddy bear, and kuma-san underwear. Using the photo that she
quickly takes as blackmail material, Vena gets Mig to agree to attack
Mink again. Mig is so upset at this situation that he beats up on his
little brother, who is still tied up.
Meatball monsters
This is when these two balls with silly faces and tentacle arms appear
and drain Mink and Mana of their energy. Mana isn't affected as much,
but does get overwhelmed by sheer numbers as more meatballs show up.
The main characteristic for these guys is that they are very polite, and
when one talks, the others echo the first.
Rouce
He is very lazy, and lecherous. But once, he was an ok swordsman.
Note, when his daughter and wife recover consciousness, Rouce is still
"sick" in bed. But every one of the meatball horde has a large "R" on
it's belly. He has the three L's down -- Lazy, Lecherous, and Loyal.
At the end, Mana has taken the group to the city of dragons, which
has become a little rundown since she was last there. The main dragon
looks at the potion Mink got, but before things can go too far, Mig
shows up and destroys the rest of the city (Vena is still blackmailing
him with that photo.) Then, before Mig can really start fighting Mink,
The Great Demon Lord Azatodeth appears...
End of Volume 4.
Except for the little joke story as an added feature:
High School Detective Mink
Vena and Mink are two high school girls acting as detectives to
determine who killed their teacher, Dama Ramu Sensei. A clue is
provided but no one can understand what it means. Dama Ramu Sensei was
killed by a swordstroke from behind.
The detectives are:
The suspects are:
- Female Rufa Akane (who found the body)
- Principle Siva (sweating very hard)
- Female secretary Rosario (also sweating hard)
- Male student Rogue (in a leisure jacket)
- Female chain-smoking student Mig Sakamaki
- Well-dressed male student Saucer (sweating a little)
- And the confused little girl student Pia Kagami
Vena states that the killer is in the room (ie. -- is one of the
above suspects,) and Mink claims that the clue proves who the killer is.
The text in the margins of the book states that the killer will be
revealed in volume 5, expected out in 1993.
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